The Little Book Of Wanking

Good news. I got back my JPA offer letter from the poliklinik this morning! Thank God! XD

Pizza Hut lunch with Jess, Henry and Mavin! We ordered 4 sensasi set, each different flavours.



I realized that my fingers are really long XD



On the way to Popular by Bus no.11. Wait for me la!



Tell me you aren’t interested in these books? There are a few more like “The Joy of Pissing”. Here’s a lyrics I got from “The Little Book of Wanking”:



Jingle Bell

Wankers all Wankers all
Careful how you go
There’s no shame to play the game
Just don’t keep it all on show
Ho!

Wankers all Wankers all
Careful how you go
Come and have some festive fun
With Rudolph in the snow
Ho!

I wonder who created this song. Well, I just thought I should share this funny song with you guys. I meant no harm k? LMAO



Anyway I did a test from ePop Magazine. Wanna know who do you miss the most? Try this if you understand Chinese!



你对谁念念不忘?

1. 假如你现在非常疲累, 但又有很多工作没有完成, 你会怎样做?
A. 喝杯咖啡来提神---3
B. 和别人聊感兴趣的话题, 让自己精神振奋一些---2

2. 同学聚会你都会参加吗?
A. 一定会参加---4
B. 有空的话就去---5

3. 身边的人借了你的什么东西会令你一直记着?
A. 书---4
B. 钱---5

4. 如果你在路上迷路了, 你会用什么方法回来?
A. 打电话找朋友们求救---7
B. 直接搭德士---6

5. 你现在的手机里, 有小时候认识的人的电话号码吗?
A. 有一些---7
B. 完全没有---6

6. 每次到一个新的地方, 你首先关注的是什么?
A. 当地的美食---8
B. 当地的风景名胜---9

7. 你比较喜欢下面哪种水果?
A. 橙---8
B. 士多啤梨---9

8. 你到现在为止, 有很多喜欢的人吗?
A. 的确是比较多---9
B. 不是, 是很专一的类型---11

9. 现在有很多形状图案给你选择, 你觉得你会选择哪一种图案?
A. 圆形, 弧形等柔和的封闭曲线---10
B. 三角形, 菱形或者未封闭曲线---14

10. 你会看自己小时候写的日记吗? 看的时候有什么感想?
A. 比较少看, 会觉得太幼稚了, 每次看到都会爆笑---12
B. 会偶尔拿出来看, 觉得小时候的事情很有意思---11

11. 你曾经想过要参与小学同学聚会吗?
A. 想过要主办小学同学聚会---12
B. 没有这样想过, 但如果有人邀请的话大概会去---13

12. 你最想和怎样的人做朋友?
A. 很单纯没有心机的人---15
B. 和你志趣相投最重要---14

13. 你小时候的记忆力主要来自于?
A. 靠自己记得---15
B. 家人告诉自己---14

14. 你会以结婚为前提来谈恋爱吗?
A. 会---B
B. 不会---A

15. 你觉得现在的生活里, 让你不愉快的事情是什么?
A. 人际关系很冷淡---D
B. 人们交往太讲求利益---C



分析:

A 型人- 追不到的恋人
你最念念不忘的人, 是你没有追求到的人. 这样的人是最让你着迷的, 可能你有了新的交往对象以后, 也会对这个人念念不忘. 因为你是一个完美主义者, 而且对于爱情, 总是因为得不到所以才不知道缺陷在哪里, 于是就会在自己的意识里, 不断美化对方和这段感情.

B 型人- 最近失去的
你是一个失去后才会觉得后悔的人, 所以你最念念不忘的人不是别人, 是最近失去的人. 例如: 上一个恋人, 你会因为失去而懊恼布衣, 但凡是因为你自己的原因而失去的人, 你就会一直记挂着他们, 却忽略了你身边的人, 所以经常会顾此失彼.

C 型人- 初恋情人
最让你念念不忘的人是你第一次喜欢的人. 对你来说, 爱情一旦长久了, 就会失去最初的滋味. 你所喜欢的爱情是朦胧而若即若离的. 所以第一次喜欢的人, 带给你的感觉是任何人都没有办法取代的. 就算你忘记了他的姓名和长相, 都会一直记得那时的事情和感觉, 是真正让你念念不忘的人.

D 型人- 儿时玩伴
你念念不忘的人是你小时候的玩伴. 你是一个有感情洁癖, 但又很害怕孤独的人, 你经常会因为周遭的一些事情而感到失望, 最害怕的是自己的热情换来别人的冷漠. 所以, 对于你来说, 小时候玩伴那种毫无心机的坦白友情是最珍贵的. 你很珍惜身边的人, 但是也要懂得选择值得信任的人才对.


I am C type, nian nian bu wang my fist love. When I saw the result I was like, “Wow, how could it be so accurate?!” Kekeke. Now that you’ve done my test, you must tell me your answer through your comment! You know how long I took to type this? *tired* X(

Bad Luck Always

OMG why all the bad things always happen on me?! I lost my JPA offer letter! Dammit! It’s bad enough that I lost it, and worse off that I just realized it today! I must have left it in the poliklinik the other day! Shit shit shit. . . Oh God, I pray that the doctor would not be dumb enough to throw my most precious thing away! He used to be a medic student, and he was probably a JPA holder, so please please please! No, don’t ever let the nurse touch it! She would think it’s just some useless junk and it might end up in the trash bin! Then where am I supposed to search it??? I’m so traumatised right now that I think I can faint. I’m sweating all over, worried about the fate of that few pieces of paper. If only I could turn back time, I would have checked whether it was still there. Before it’s too late. How?????????

My parents especially my dad scolded me like I did a serious crime. I was already feeling bad enough! Why can’t they be more understanding huh?

Forget it. Just hope that God will not be that cruel to me. I’m going to the poliklinik early morning tomorrow. No use fretting over it.

Anyway, I bought a few things from Econsave and The Store today. Things which I need when I leave for Shah Alam. Pillow, pail, basin, towel, hanger, brush, shampoo etc.

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And not forgetting the bed sheet and pillow set which I bought the other day. Nice eh?



Coconut from the street for tea time! I mean, no, we didn’t find it on the roadside but bought it from a stall on the way back. My sister who doesn’t look like me. Or does she? =)

Xtreme Cafe Sucks

I would like to voice out my feedback towards Xtreme Café, which I consider the lousiest ever café in Muar now. The café isn’t going to survive any longer. First of all, there is only one cook and one waiter in the shop. Doesn’t matter if they are efficient enough to run the whole café, but the problem is, the service is bad and the food is lousy! The waiter was so caught up with his computer game that he seemed unhappy that there were new customers. Eventually he took the menu, simply dumped it on our table and walked off. Then he went back to his gaming world. Not to mention the drinks with price which I thought was a little unreasonable cause they are served in small glasses, and worst of all is the juice which aren’t fresh juice but those we can easily get in supermarket, whether it be orange or kiwi juice. The mocha, latte, espresso were not much matter.

I thought at least the food would taste good, however they proved me wrong. When my fish and chips came, I looked at it with my brows crumpled and my mouth half-opened. What the fish is this?! Two tiny pieces of their so-called Dory fish, some unappetizing French fries and. . . what the heck two tiny pieces of toasted bread?! The size of the fish was not even half of the size of those I always eat. It was simply ridiculous! I told myself I wasn’t going to pay for that! Just look at the way he puts the cutlery!

When I cut one little piece and tried it, yucks! Yucky is all you can describe. I told the waiter, 你们的鱼很不新鲜! He was quiet for a few seconds, not knowing what to answer me. So I asked him to take it back and go try it himself! And I asked him whether he thinks that the fish was ridiculously small. Later on, he came back to me with a menu and ask me to order something else. It frustrated me that instead of admitting that there was something wrong with their fish, he said Dory fish taste like that. As if I’ve never tried it before huh? My mum can cook better than your fat ass chef! I swear that I will never go to that Café again!

Cheesecake For Daddy

Happy Father’s Day!

First time ever making a cake with Jess’s help. Cheesecake is rather easy cause we don’t have to bake it, so I succeeded at my first attempt. It was a memorable experience, so I did not forget to shoot down the whole procedure.

First, boil 1 cup of orange juice with 2 table spoons of gelatine.



Prepare 50g of butter and 155g of oreo.





Smash the oreo into small bits.



Mix the oreo bits with melted butter.



Place the mixture into a container as the first layer of your cake and press it with your hand.





Cream cheese + whipping cream + boiled orange juice.



Pour it into the container.



Put it into the fridge.



After two hours or so, spread some blueberry jam as the top layer.



Last but not least, form your wordings with white chocolate chips.



Done! I thought Chinese words could be easier.



Okay, my cake was a little ugly, but it tasted yummy! My aunt happened to came over yesterday, she tried it and thought we bought it from Secret Recipe!

Punishment For Rapists

This is my first time going to C&W (Country & Western Café). It’s a dark little café at a corner shop lot which I took not much notice of. A nice place though, where most of the food are hot and spicy. When I first stepped my feet into the place, I swore that I was gonna like that dimly-lit place which appeared more like a pub to me with a Heneiken signboard hung over the wall. I was there with mum, aunt and three other girls, not women but girls in their twenties who work in Wetex (mum’s usual hang out). That night was the 12,738 time someone said I have a small mouth.

I have no idea why they are so addicted to the spicy noodle. The café uses magee mee for that dish. It’s their must-have everytime they are there.

This is the spicy chicken chop which made me cry. I felt as if that my brain was evaporating from my head! X(

Cute little mushroom XD

Don't ever order the lemon honey there (right). I mean, it wasn't even lemon! It's, what do we call it? Kim Kee or something. Yikes. The left one was honey. Tasted quite okay.

The topic that night was mainly about crime. Recently there were a few attempted break-ins in my neighbourhood. Five houses were affected including aunt’s house which is next to mine at the same night. The thieves fled when the alarm was triggered, leaving behind an axe and some other tools. No one could sleep well after that incident, fearing that there might be a second break-in. What on earth are these thieves thinking? Simply break in a house knowing that there was an alarm? May they be caught one day and may their hands be chopped off with their own axes!

Meanwhile, I’m deeply sorry for the gang-raped case victims in JB. The police could have done something to prevent such thing from happening! The guy actually called the police to seek for help when his car was being chased down by the Toyota. Moreover there was a road-block nearby. Don’t you think that the policeman could at least take actions? Aren’t they supposed to protect the citizens and regain peace for the country? Or is it that we must give them some duit-kopi before they can get up and give us their help cause they are so damn busy? What a delight that the three criminals involved in that case were caught yesterday! Seriously, I think that rapists should be hung to dead! What are a few years of imprisonment for them? They could still go around raping girls after they get their butt off the jail! Death penalty for rapists! They don’t deserve a second chance! Do not ever blame women for wearing too sexy or alluring to boost your libido! Go fuck yourselves if you’re so desperate! If you think such scumbags don’t deserve to die, at least have their bloody bird cut off then! And feed them to some hungry dogs! Alright, see how you’re gonna rape us then!

I changed my mind. They shouldn’t be hung. But instead,

RAPISTS SHOULD HAVE THEIR HEADS BLOWN OFF AND THEIR PENIS CUT OFF!

Okay, that will do. I think the victims would most probably agree with me. Those ugly disgusting fuckers who bring shame to the country should not be spared! Go feed their bodies to the sharks! Get lost and go to hell!

A Mishap That Caused Much Embarrassment

Oh my God! I can’t believe that I slipped and fell at the escalator in Wetex! Right infronta dad’s shoes shop! I was standing firm on the escalator, but when I tried to walk down one step, “BANG!” I just slipped and fell. It happened way too fast and sudden, just like any other accidents. At that moment I thought I was unconscious, and it felt as if the sky had dropped down on me! I could feel that many pairs of eyes turned and stared at me. They felt pity for me? Or perhaps they thought it was hilarious. I felt so embarrassed that I took no notice of people around, but simply got up on my own and fled. The drinks on my hand spilled (obviously), but who cares about the damn paper cup! It doubled the shame for me. Fell down. Plus drinks spilled. What the #%@*! The last time I fell down at such public place was 10 years ago, in Summit Batu Pahat. In fact, the incident today was of the most embarrassing ever!

The fall caused my pride to drop at least three thousands one hundred and seventy five feet, and it’s gonna leave some horrible scars on me! A few deep cuts on my elbow and a row of scratch-liked escalator marks on my back. Hot tears streamed down my cheeks even though I tried hard not to cry. I couldn’t control myself cause it was too painful, and the blood looked scary. Did somebody curse me or something? Why would I have such bad luck today? I had been using that escalator for decades but nothing bad ever happened, not until today. Now what? I have this phobia of using escalator and phobia of wearing sandals. Blame myself for not praying hard enough to prevent such mishap. I hope those eye-witnesses will never remember my face. Better still, I hope they will never remember that incident, let alone spreading it to the others. It’s okay that I tell you guys in my blog, but it would have been awful if I know that the witnesses are telling this story elsewhere.



Fresh blood. . .



Just look at my eye. . .



Poor back of mine X(



Finally it's plastered!

p/s: I can hardly lift up my left hand now. It hurts. The joint is probably injured. Thank God it wasn’t my right hand!

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Muar Carnival 2007

Sunday- Muar Carnival

The day I had been waiting for! Kim and I went to Jubli Intan around 9.30a.m. and we were there for the whole day until the programme ended.

When we reached there, the kid’s drawing contest was already carrying on. It reminded me about certain times when I took part in such colouring contest. One thing I could remember clearly was that Wee Guan was always there in every such contest which I took part. There was once when he got Champion and I got 1st runner up. Okay, that was good enough cause I knew that my standard couldn’t possibly be compared to his.

Hotlink, the main sponsor for the Carnival was having their promotion there. Top up RM30 and you get to turn once on the wheel board. Kim was lucky enough to have got herself an extra RM5 top up. 2 claps for her! XD

There were many food stalls in the hall, more or less like CHHS entrepreneur’s day. I bought myself a cotton candy. Yeah, call me childish but I simply love it! As a little girl myself, I love taking photos with the humorous clown, and not forgetting the little rabbit brother which looked rather slim.

10a.m. Cool bikes and antique cars arrived. Wasn’t that like a Mat Rempit show? No wonder the authority kept catching them. They probably sent them to Muar for such function to amuse the people. LOL.

Cute cars with cool speakers. Music blasting loudly as the crowds watched with much interest. Kim sees it as nothing, but it simply catches my eyes.

Kim needs to improve her shooting skills. Haven’t you noticed that the front part of the antique cars are gone in these two pictures? She probably focused too much on the car-show model. Who? Kate lah! XD

Walked to Wetex to buy two cute cartoon bed sheets. Chia Hui appeared out of nowhere to meet Kim. Garn, you should know what happened then. I’ve got nothing much to comment about it. We went to KFC for lunch. He isn’t good at eating chicken as there were still some bits left on the bones. So wasted X(

Kim spotted her friend, Chuang Hwee from Bukit Gambir. Okay, he’s my new friend now. I had heard about him from her. The one who got Petronas Scholarship and will be studying Mechanical Engineering. He’s such a friendly and humorous bloke and I could assure that he’s gonna be the next eligible bachelor. However, he looks rather young, like seriously, years younger than us though he was born in 1989. At first I asked Kim, is he your cousin from HSM? She was like, LOL XD The moment we knew each other, we started chatting and teasing despite the loud music from Halo Café band on the stage. Like what I mentioned earlier in his Friendster comment, he’s never good at posing infronta camera. That will explain why he looked not-so-good with his head high up. Hidung tinggi. Blerkz.

Muar Chinese rockz the world! That afternoon I took a picture with 黄明志. He performed 3raps onstage including his censored Muar Chinese. I assumed some people hadn’t even heard about the name of my hometown, not until he established that song.

As night approached, the hall was soon crowded with Muarians who came to see 林宇中. As he appeared on stage, everyone dashed in front to get a close look at their idol. Lotsa screaming from fans. He sang two songs: 空秋千 and 旋律. Somebody asked where Grouper Maid is so he told us that she’s holiday-ing in Hong Kong. I like him more and more. I’m falling in love with him.宇中我爱你! XD Don’t be stupid. Actually I don’t consider myself his super fans. Okay, I’m so kind, so I’ve decided to let somebody have him instead. Kekeke.

By the way, I met Wan Yung there. Her new hairstyle was simply cool! The one on the newest trend now which I intended to cut. She looks much mature nowadays.

Exhausted but excited over all the happenings. 2a.m. dozed off. There it ended.

Gathering At Xiu ling's House

Saturday night
Old friends gathering
Xiu Ling’s house

The number or people presence was far more than I had expected. Chung Hwa High School students were present too. Gosh, I’m so in love with Cai Xuan’s eyes!



Xiu Ling, the hot that night still remains as thin as the last time i saw her, and let’s say, much more feminine.

The usual things you see in such gathering. Small talks, big talks, group talks, self talks. . . XD Each tried hard to catch up with another’s life.

I congratulated Cai Qi on her success upon appealing JPA which offered her UK pharmacy twinning programme.

Meanwhile we joked about how Jing Ying is gonna survive in India.

Yee Ching, whom I haven’t seen for ages was there that night. Currently studying in Matrik.

Kate and nerdy guys. Who is the most appealing? Kekeke.

Kim’s beloved teacher Miss Zhang a.k.a. PD (Princess Diana) was supposed to attend a dinner but instead sacrificed her time for our sake. Well, she was my teacher too when I went for PTS class in Chung Hwa Presbyterian, and it wasn’t until that night that I discovered PD used to be a student from my primary school.

I didn’t eat much expect a few otak-otak, a fried chicken wing, 2sausages which I barbequed myself and a few mangos teens. Do you actually consider that as a lot? Kekeke.