Malaysian Dreamgirl Review

Sheesh, I haven’t written a controversial post for quite some time! Not that I’m trying to in the first place. But today, being all bored and having not even a single companion except my little pathetic laptop, I’ve decided to write an entry on Malaysian Dreamgirl.



Does that mean I stand a chance to win the Blog Contest powered by Nuffnang? I want the consolation prize k! Please please, don’t ever give me the Wella hamper even though it’s worth RM500. I’m still keeping the RM200 worth Wella product from the pajama party. Oh gosh, how much I heart Nuffnang my dearest ATM XD

I guess some of you have not watched it, so let me just give you a brief introduction. Malaysian Dreamgirl is the first ever online reality show. Don’t expect to watch it on the TV cause it’s fully broadcast over the Internet. This only means one thing: the show does not need approval from the censorship board! Nobody is gonna restrict their dressing code! Woohoo! Now, we can finally see the girls in sexy outfit and lingerie in a reality show!

The host:

Sazzy Falak


I had been wondering where on earth the host is during the first few episodes. Finally she showed up after the Top12 had been chosen.


The judges:

Elaine Daly


My favourite quote from her: “I think she needs to learn how to suck in her stomach.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was so right!

Kenny Sia


I dunno what’s wrong with Kenny’s haters. Every now and then they would go to his Cbox and started criticising his judging skill. Hello, so what if he goes like “wow” when he sees a hot girl? Admit it, you’re just jealous, aren’t you? XD And then there was someone who criticised how unprofessional he is. Read this: Listen to his humorous take on the intense competition and the thoughts of a regular Malaysian on the 12 stunning contenders. We need one of us up there, and who better than Kenny Sia. There, he represents us regular Malaysians. How pro do you want him to be?

Lim Jimmy


Gay gay gay!
Oops. I mean he’s a A-list stylist! Funny lo his voice. LMAO.

Okay, let’s move on to the girls.

Honestly, I’m not at all satisfied with the Top12. Surely there should have been some better ones! What happened??? *questions Kenny* And where on earth is our favourite Gisella, the kindergarten teacher??? Did you kick her out from the show? Why did she appear only once during the audition? How about “Suet Li”?? Oh gosh.


1. Adeline



Do I have to put her first on the list? The other day, I stumbled upon a blog that criticised her as the young version of Phua Chu Kang’s wife! OMG wtfreak LOL burst out laughing like mad! Seriously, she’s a ah-lian who can’t even speak. Her profile video is probably the worst among all. Her pictures even worse lo. Tell me why does she have to bow down her head in the pictures??? We are looking for models! Not some acting-cute-and-shy lala!


2. Alison



At first, when I first saw her in the audition episodes, I thought she was average and not so good looking compared to the other contestants. However, with her confidence way of speaking, she stood out among all the other girls. Her pictures turned out quite well too, though earlier on we were having doubts that she would look good in photographs. Alison also played the role of “the big sis” by taking care of the other girls throughout the competition. But sadly, she had been eliminated in Episode5. This is the last thing we want to see, Alison getting kicked out n the first round! She had been doing so great! I guess it’s because her friends and relatives don’t stay in Malaysia, so she was getting less votes compared to the others. Sad X(


3. Cindy


Bitch! Bitch! Total bitch! Click here to visit her so-called “Pink Label: Malaysia’s Most Picturesque Blog”! Wtfreakbbq I see the header wanna vomit lo! Let alone those whore-liked bedroom pictures she’s been posting up.

Nina: Her mom stole plates from MAS!

ROFL! Evidence here.

I hate the way she bitches throughout every episode. And what’s with the fake accent? Spare the acting, bitch! First she bitched about Ringo, then Nadia. Worst of all was what she said when Jean pulled out. Gawd. Go watch episode5 part2! KNS feel like slapping her. Now that she’s in the bottom5, I guess most of us dislike her attitude and can’t wait to see her getting kicked out. By the way, the new haircut simply accentuates her big face.


4. Eyna



I like her look. She definitely has the perfect model feature. Better still with her new Rihana hairstyle. However, Eyna can be much better if only she learns how to open her mouth and talk instead of being quiet like a kitten. She certainly needs to learn how to communicate with the audiences in order to win herself more votes.


5. Fiqa



When her SMS vote picture was up, I went like OMG couldn’t they get a pic of her with a better hairstyle??? Now, after the makeover, I think she looks so so much better! Gawd, I heart the new hair-style! It simply carries out the kinda modern-girl look we want. Apart from that, she’s really a sweet girl =)


6. Hanis



Her hair looks equally ugly as Fiqa’s in the thumbnail picture. Thank goodness it doesn’t remain like that for the rest of the show! Or else she would have been kicked out earlier than anyone else. From what I’ve observed, Hanis is certainly a nice and likeable girl. Even though she can’t really communicate in English, at least she does not fake it, but instead she attempts to express herself in her mother tongue. Her look is quite average though. Eventually you get bored seeing too much of her. Well, for that I wouldn’t say she’s one of my most favoured contestants then.


7. Jay



She looks scary like a tranny! That’s the first impression XD She’s got such sharp feature that makes her look weird in photographs. But she did quite well in the lastest album-Precint2 cause. . . she really looks cool like a guy! Jeez, told you, tranny! Wtfreak. Did you see her profile video? She raps pretty well! LOL. Apart from Alison, Jay is another girl who can express herself well.


8. Jean



She withdrew! Check out her facebook withdrawal note here. So sad lo. She’s a pharmacy student at IMU. Not only she has looks, she has the brain too. She’s able to provide us with her shrewd opinions each time when it’s her turn to talk.


9. Nadia



She definitely has what it takes! Watch out, she might be the first Malaysian Dreamgirl! She will look perfect if she tones down a little, cut down on the “garang” look XD She’s kinda bitchy too, cause I’ve seen her hinting some remark in one of the episodes. But no doubt she’s the best among all.


10. Natasha



What? The 18 year old girl with size 30 bust??? Oi, flatter than me leh LOL. Yes, she’s skinny, and she did really well for the first photo shoot (hate her hair in the photo shoot though) that won her an extra RM500 Ambank preloaded, but I don’t think she has the look. Told you she would be out in no time!


11. Ringo



I heart Cheeserland.com! Ok, let’s not be bias just because she’s one of our favourite bloggers from the blogosphere. Guess what, I used to think Cheesie’s cute face and petite body can’t take her far in the competition. But but but, her photographs simply amazed me! XD

The Make-over photo : Totally cool and unexpected!
Women Secret photo : Sexy boobies!
Precinct 2 : The eyes that connect =)))


12. Valerie



Wtfreak her boobs look so big in the photo! Tiny frame but great body! Outspoken and likeable. No faking nor bitching. But I wanna laugh at the way she talks with her spectacles on lo. Like auntie nia XD I think she would have lotsa supporters ^^


Overall, I think Malaysian Dreamgirl is a complete drama.

Drama.

Drama queens.

So dramatic.


The girls are trained to scream and clap and cheer around like suaku. Bue tahan -___-

That’s all from me. You’re entitled to your own opinions. Feel free to drop your comment =)

To whoever in charged of Nuffnang blog contest (Robb wouldn’t tell me who), please please please don’t give me the first prize. I’ve have more than enough of Wella product here. Would appreciate if you give me the RM100 AmBank Preloaded MasterCard.

Thank you! XD