Sunday, September 22, 2013

Lessons from Past Relationships

1. The nicer he is from the start, the more likely he will turn into an asshole.

2. The relationship will not work if he does not think he is lucky to have you, but instead think that you should feel lucky to have him.

3. Never trust any man who drives a Porsche.

4. The biggest mistake is assuming that he is the one.

5. When you are constantly defending him by saying “maybe he’s just busy” “I’m sure he will change” “Nah it won’t happen again”, stop wasting your time.  Just get out of the relationship.

6. Trust your instinct. You are never wrong about him playing tricks behind your back.

7. Just because he thinks you are amazing doesn’t necessary mean he wants to be with you.

8. Stop expecting him to catch your hint. Tell him straight next time that you hate his roommate joining your movie date.

9. He is never going to surprise you with a bouquet of roses at your door step.

10. The more you expect, the bigger the disappointment you have to deal with.

11. He didn't cook to display his houseman skills, but rather to make you cook for him in return.

12. Do not believe in anything he says about your (plural) future.

13. Roll your eyes as soon as you notice the first hint of sweet talking.

14. Whatever compliments he gives you, chances are he has already said it to other girls.

15. No one man is perfect. You are never going to find your soulmate if you hold on to the belief that there is always someone better out there :)

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Everything alright?

Elwyn~! said...

so bitter .... so so bitter ....

Kelvin -KtheBlogger- Tan said...

So negative. How to make any relationship work like that.

Charmaine Pua Li Ping said...

16. Never trust a man 100% :p

Copykate said...

Anonymous: yesh :P

Elwyn: Indeed. Teehee

Kelvin: Lessons apply selectively.

Charmaine: Yesh, good one! XD

Henry Tan said...

but i guess when u fall for one, u will forget about all these.. right?

choulyin.tan said...

yup, apply all lessons selectively :) But really quite true for some of the above :)