9. He is never going to surprise you with a bouquet of roses at your door step.
10. The more you expect, the bigger the disappointment you have to deal with.
11. He didn't cook to display his houseman skills, but rather to make you cook for him in return.
12. Do not believe in anything he says about your (plural) future.
13. Roll your eyes as soon as you notice the first hint of sweet talking.
14. Whatever compliments he gives you, chances are he has already said it to other girls.
15. No one man is perfect. You are never going to find your soulmate if you hold on to the belief that there is always someone better out there :)