Of Rainy and Horny

Rainy season has always been a disaster for me during weekdays. Last Friday, it was raining so heavily early in the morning that it took me some effort to separate myself from my cosy blanket. Despite that I was already running late for my tutorial class, I decided to stay home and wait for a few minutes, hoping that the rain would stop or reduce to a drizzle, only to have it ended up getting heavier. Being left with no second choice, I parted from the safety of my home with a hooded jacket and a pink umbrella that I once stole from Hunt. Okay maybe you don’t call it stole. It was PINK and Hunt claims to be a MAN so he was too embarrassed to use it. Hence I called him a loser and brought the poor umbrella home with me.



It’s time to trim my eyebrow, I am telling you!

Let me continue. It was raining cats and dogs that even the pink brolly couldn’t even shelter me from the downpour! By the time I hopped into the taxi, my pants were already soaking wet! Good thing that I was wearing my slippers but not my canvas shoes, or else it would have been completely wet. When I finally reached the college, I was horrified to have discovered that there were stains on my white pants! Not a good idea to have worn it during such weather. What a big mistake!



Our pink fabulous umbrella, ella ella ella eh eh~



Speaking of pink, let me show you Ben’s pink starry print Topman boxer! Nice right??? I love guys who wear printed boxers! XD



Hello, little pervert.



Occasionally during classes, he would turn to me and said disturbing things like:

“I have never licked any girl’s tits before.”

SO???

ROFL!

or asked me something stupid:

“How do girls masturbate?”

Wtfreak. Seriously -.-

One day I dared him to strip his pants down in public. He asked what I’m gonna do if he really did.

“I will give u a fcking bj right here!” (I said that in dialect, not in English)

Upon hearing that, he stood up immediately in front of me with an unbuttoning position! By then, I got really sick of the thought of having to suck his dick (IN PUBLIC!) for the stupid bet. But to think about it, if he really did, I would probably be laughing so hard that the authority could hear me from miles and fled there to escort him away! Hiak hiak.

Now you know the second most hamsap guy from my class, because Kian How is still number one! XD