Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Such A GOOD Boyfriend

Okay. Katie showed me this and I thought it was an interesting one. The Good Boyfriend Test composed by her. And now I stole it and made someone answer the questions. I know you're gonna say "such a copykatie!" Let me show you the test first:

1. Your mother is wearing a stylish striped top with some printing on the front, and your gf is wearing a glam bejewelled shimmery top. When your gf asks you who looks more chio, you answer:
A. "You la, you always look so hot no matter what you wear!"
B. "Erm, I like my mum's fashion sense better leh."
C. "Don't ask me to choose! I don't care la, stupid things only what."

2. It is the weekend, and your gf suggests that you go shopping together. You agree, and when she spends three hours in Topshop, what do you do?
A. Stand at the dressing room and helpfully give comments about which outfit is the nicest.
B. Yawn and start tapping your feet and looking at your watch, so NOT subtly.
C. Bribe her with food/clothes so that she'll leave the store.
D. Complain. Loudly.

3. You just had a very big argument with your gf about.. well.. nothing really. She was probably just hormonal and therefore a small thing like "I think you shouldn't eat that last slice of cake" blows up into a huge WW3. What do you do?
A. Ask her, "Eh, you got your period isit?"
B. Keep quiet and refuse to look at her till she apologizes/begs for mercy.
C. You beg for mercy.
D. Argue some more.

4. You are out in town one day when you meet your ex, who is looking really hot and gorgeous. You suggest having coffee, but your gf pulls a sulky face the whole time. When you are alone again, what will you say to her?
A. "What's wrong with you leh, always get angry for nothing, like small kid only!"
B. "Aww baby, are you jealous? C'mon, I dumped her cuz you are clearly, clearly so much hotter!"
C. Pretend that you don't see her frowns and monosyllabic grunts when she talks.
D. "Eh, Sharon/Amanda/etc. is looking really pretty these days right." (You loser)

5. Your gf spots a really pretty but frankly, quite expensive bag in the window of her favourite store. She insists on getting it regardless of the astronomical price tag. Do you:
A. Offer to chip in some money so that she doesn't have to pay so much. It IS a pretty bag.
B. Whine that she already has millions of bags and drag her away kicking and screaming.
C. Pretend you don't see her getting it, lining up and paying for the bag. So you don't have to contribute to the cost.

6. You go out clubbing/drinking with your mates, and on a drunken dare, you snogged another girl. What would you do the next time you see your gf?
A. Tell her everything and laugh about it together (if she's that nice).
B. Act like nothing happened, and when she asks how was your weekend, say "Okay."
C. Tell her that the girl came on to you and you were screaming at her to let you go.

7. Let's say you tell her about the girl. If she gets angry and sulky and refuses to talk to you, you:
A. Apologize profusely and swear it will never happen again. It IS your fault.
B. Start arguing with her about who's right/wrong.
C. Try to reason with her that you were drunk/barely conscious.
D. Cry and beg for forgiveness.
E. Tell her that she's stupid.

8. Your girl chooses to forfeit a night with you in favour of hanging out with her best friends. You must be:
A. Understanding. Like guys need 'guy time', so do girls. Need 'girl time', I mean.
B. Reluctant, but compromise by asking to come along as well.
C. Angered. "We spend so little time together leh!" when in reality you spend practically every waking moment together.

9. You say something that seems irrelevant and unimportant (eg. "Don't you think that's enough meatballs?" and "You're not looking too good these days") and your gf starts to throw a hissy fit. Or she just lapses into silence and communicates with you via grunts and one word answers. You ask her, "What's wrong with you NOW?" exasperatedly and she answers "Nothing". What do you think she means?
A. She is pissed off but wants you to realise it for yourself.
B. She wants you to apologize for whatever comment you made.
C. She wants to fight. AGAIN?
D. Nothing. Exactly that.

10. Your gf complains that you never say anything spontaneously sweet or romantic, and that you never seem to understand her thoughts which she is beaming telepathically to you. What do you say in response to this?
A. "Pffft. You joking right. How childish."
B. "I'm memang like that, can't do anything."
C. "Sorry darling, I'll try next time."
D. Start arguing with her and her stupidity/childishness/etc.

Awesome! (apparently awesome is Katie's favourite word at the moment) Now, if only you'd care to look at his answers. By HE, I don't mean Katie's beloved William but, well, you-don't-have-to-know-who. . . anyway, he's not really a complete a**hole because he answered a few questions correctly! *applause*

Note: answers are in red.

1. Your mother is wearing a stylish striped top with some printing on the front, and your gf is wearing a glam bejewelled shimmery top. When your gf asks you who looks more chio, you answer:
A. "You la, you always look so hot no matter what you wear!"
B. "Erm, I like my mum's fashion sense better leh."
C. "Don't ask me to choose! I don't care la, stupid things only what."
D, “lets go eat sushi”

2. It is the weekend, and your gf suggests that you go shopping together. You agree, and when she spends three hours in Topshop, what do you do?
A. Stand at the dressing room and helpfully give comments about which outfit is the nicest.
B. Yawn and start tapping your feet and looking at your watch, so NOT subtly.
C. Bribe her with food/clothes so that she'll leave the store.
D. Complain. Loudly.
E. Go topman buy my stuff, just next door what. (smart)

3. You just had a very big argument with your gf about.. well.. nothing really. She was probably just hormonal and therefore a small thing like "I think you shouldn't eat that last slice of cake" blows up into a huge WW3. What do you do?
A. Ask her, "Eh, you got your period isit?"
B. Keep quiet and refuse to look at her till she apologizes/begs for mercy.
C. You beg for mercy.
D. Argue some more.
E. Stare at her like she is some kinda weirdo. (stop adding your version of answer into the questions already! you're supposed to choose!)

4. You are out in town one day when you meet your ex, who is looking really hot and gorgeous. You suggest having coffee, but your gf pulls a sulky face the whole time. When you are alone again, what will you say to her?
A. "What's wrong with you leh, always get angry for nothing, like small kid only!"
B. "Aww baby, are you jealous? C'mon, I dumped her cuz you are clearly, clearly so much hotter!"
C. Pretend that you don't see her frowns and monosyllabic grunts when she talks.
D. "Eh, Sharon/Amanda/etc. is looking really pretty these days right." (You loser)

5. Your gf spots a really pretty but frankly, quite expensive bag in the window of her favourite store. She insists on getting it regardless of the astronomical price tag. Do you:
A. Offer to chip in some money so that she doesn't have to pay so much. It IS a pretty bag.
B. Whine that she already has millions of bags and drag her away kicking and screaming. (I knew it!)
C. Pretend you don't see her getting it, lining up and paying for the bag. So you don't have to contribute to the cost.

6. You go out clubbing/drinking with your mates, and on a drunken dare, you snogged another girl. What would you do the next time you see your gf?
A. Tell her everything and laugh about it together (if she's that nice).
B. Act like nothing happened, and when she asks how was your weekend, say "Okay." (typical)
C. Tell her that the girl came on to you and you were screaming at her to let you go.

7. Let's say you tell her about the girl. If she gets angry and sulky and refuses to talk to you, you:
A. Apologize profusely and swear it will never happen again. It IS your fault. (you probably answer this because you are guilty over something else that you did without my knowing)
B. Start arguing with her about who's right/wrong.
C. Try to reason with her that you were drunk/barely conscious.
D. Cry and beg for forgiveness.
E. Tell her that she's stupid.

8. Your girl chooses to forfeit a night with you in favour of hanging out with her best friends. You must be:
A. Understanding. Like guys need 'guy time', so do girls. Need 'girl time', I mean. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I don't quite believe in your so-called 'guy time'! LOL)
B. Reluctant, but compromise by asking to come along as well.
C. Angered. "We spend so little time together leh!" when in reality you spend practically every waking moment together.

9. You say something that seems irrelevant and unimportant (eg. "Don't you think that's enough meatballs?" and "You're not looking too good these days") and your gf starts to throw a hissy fit. Or she just lapses into silence and communicates with you via grunts and one word answers. You ask her, "What's wrong with you NOW?" exasperatedly and she answers "Nothing". What do you think she means?
A. She is pissed off but wants you to realise it for yourself.
B. She wants you to apologize for whatever comment you made.
C. She wants to fight. AGAIN?
D. Nothing. Exactly that.
E. she was being lame and she has nothing to say already. So she said nothing. (can i change my mind about that a**hole part?)

10. Your gf complains that you never say anything spontaneously sweet or romantic, and that you never seem to understand her thoughts which she is beaming telepathically to you. What do you say in response to this?
A. "Pffft. You joking right. How childish."
B. "I'm memang like that, can't do anything." (as always XD)
C. "Sorry darling, I'll try next time."
D. Start arguing with her and her stupidity/childishness/etc


ONE LAST QUESTION:

Your gf composes a Good Boyfriend Test, and she demands you take it. You:
A. Take it.
B. Say its a waste of time.
C. Be haolian and say that you're perfect the way you are.
D. Indulge her because you love her.
E. so this is a good boyfriend test?

Oops. I did not tell him that this is a Good Boyfriend Test. Because, you know, well, we don't wanna people to get the wrong idea. I mean, if he knows then surely he wouldn't have done it in the first place!!! But now he probably thinks that I made him do the test because I am being perasan thinking that he's my boyfriend or something! Jeez. I am not perasan!!! He kinda failed the test anyway. As expected. So unthoughtful. So not understanding. So typical man. Hey, but I can't deny the fact that I was quite impressed with the Topman answer. LMAO XD No, wait, he probably wouldn't think of it if I hadn't drag him into Topshop the other day! Ha! See, so you're not that smart after all. Hmm, nope. We did not get any matching boxer. Well, I didn't see any matching ones there, did you? Not like we would get them.

Did you remember to wash your hearts full printed boxer? XD

2 comments:

windwalker said...

Erm...Don't know what to say!!hahaha

Copykate said...

nice eh the test? XD