Sport Shoes?

That’s it. I’ve gotten my mind sort out. I should stop the nonsensical act. It is getting me nowhere. Everything has to come to a halt. It’s not that hard to make a decision after all. I just have to get a piece of paper and write it out in CAPS: “I SWEAR I WILL NEVER . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .AGAIN!” Then I’ll set a permanent reminder which will be always there telling me not to do it. There will be no way I’m heading back to my old self, not even in times of despair when I need love and comfort. Now that I’m about to do something great that will change my life and also transform others’. Garn, I can’t help beaming when I think my little noble action that will impose a tremendous change in others’ lives. Isn’t that the best accomplishment ever in my entire life??? I’ll note it down in my life-long diary! I will mark this very important date and celebrate it every year! Best of all, I could even tell my grandchildren stories of how my sheer determination had cause a huge impact on the moral-based society! When I turn old and ugly, I could even give moral lectures and make it my main source of income! And I swear,

I SHALL NEVER GO BACK AGAINST MY WORD, OR. . .

Or. . . or. . . or I will get bitten by a toad and turn into a frog! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Toads don’t really bite, do they? Which means I’m safe! Phew! XD

Oh wait, was I talking about shopping? No, I wasn’t talking about shopping! Surely I can achieve something more realistic and less bimbotic than “stop shopping”, no? Besides, I should enver ever swear to myself or anyone else that I would stop shopping or whatsoever. Because all these grand sales just keep coming in when all the items are sold at the biggest bargain! I love sales because everything is so filthy cheap! I don’t have to worry about not being able to pay for my boxers! But at the same time, I hate sales! Honestly, they make me broke when I least expect it. I mean, do the math! When you comprise the cheap prices altogether, they are no longer frigging cheap! In fact, they made me feel guilty for spending off my allowance which I was supposed to keep for my new text books. Looks like I’ve gotta get some photostated copies now. That way, I would save enough to purchase a few pairs of socks! Except that. . uhm. . I don’t wear socks. Not when I don’t even own a pair of sport shoes!

Jeez. It’s a shame, isn’t it? I mean, who among the people you know doesn’t own sport shoes??? Everyone should have at least one pair, even if it’s an old and dirty and torn and muddy disgusting pair! Gawd. I’m a loser, aren’t I? I should get a new pair of sport shoes, seriously! Who knows they might come in handy someday. Moreover, girls of my age are supposed to wear sport shoes anyway! I could get a few pairs of new shorts and graphic tee to mix and match! Oh oh, I can already picture myself in that fab outfit, standing by the doorway with a really cool posture while waiting for my besties to get prepared for our girls day out! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I so want a new pair of sport shoes!

Now that I realized I’ve been ranting non-stop about SPORT SHOES, ridiculous isn’t it??? I have a vision of bitches giving me some icy stares, with words come blurting out their big ugly mouths: “Just shut up and go get the damn sport shoes! It’s not like you’re gonna buy a pair of heels from Jimmy Choo or something. Just some stupid damn sport shoes!” Jeez. For once, these bitches make sense.

Anyway, I was rather bewildered today due to the occurrence of some unpleasant incidents. Don’t you think I’m the sort of girl who often gets things to turn out the way she wants, and when she fails to do so, she will get all upset and distressed? But what’s wrong with that? I’ve always been a little bit tough on the inside anyway.

What a wretched spoilt brat, don’t you think?